If you are a foreigner living in Thailand and thinking of driving to travel Thailand, you’ll firstly need to get a Thai driving licence.
You can only legally do this when all of your other paperwork for living in Thailand is up together. Some people say that you can drive on international licences and even with your home country’s driving licence, however, the rules are extremely sketchy on this, so to be totally sure it pays to get a Thai driving licence.
To get a licence, you need to go to the nearest licencing depot. If you can speak Thai you can choose any you like, but if you cannot speak Thai it is probably best to go to a depot in a tourist area or near Silom.
I’m not sure about other countries, but if you have a UK licence you only need to take a sight and reactions test, rather than the driven test and written test.
In Thailand they place a lot of emphasis on whether or not your vision is up to scratch or not. If you are colour blind, the bad news is that it will be difficult to get a licence in Thailand. The reactions test usually involves stepping on a fake accelerator pedal when the light turns red. The sight test seems to vary, but usually involves a coloured dot test and a periferral vision test where you have to say which colours are popping up.
The Thai driving rules are based on the UK’s driving system, but as you’ll find out, the driving is quite different.
You will initially be given a one year licence, although you can apply for a 5 year licence when the 1 year licence is due to expire. After the 5 year licence expires you will have to take the sight test again to make sure your vision is up to scratch.
One thing to bare in mind is that when you flash your lights in Thailand it means ‘Stop, I’m coming through!’ and not that you are giving way. I made the mistake of stopping and flashing a car which in turn made him stop and in the end resulted in him screeching off in a mood.
People rarely stop at a zebra crossing and the feeling is that the bigger the vehicle, the more right it has to come through. Pedestrians having the ultimate right of way does not exist in reality whilst driving in Thailand. Cross a zebra croosing on foot whilst expecting traffic to stop is the equivalent of playing Russian Roulette. So to travel Thailand by car it is best to be fully aware as if you are on an English driving test with the examiner about to slap a book on the dashboard for an emergency stop.
If you happen to break down or drain your battery by leaving your lights on, or even have a puncture, you’ll be surprised at how Thai people will try to help you. Thai people in general are very kind and will often help you if they can.
If you hit a motorbike it’s your fault full stop usually. This can be frustrating as motorbikes will often come at you from the wrong direction.
Your night vision should be good, as at least fifty percent of motorbikes have had the back light taken out. If anyone knows the reason for this please leave a comment. I still cannot fathom the reasons behind this one, through Western logic anyway.
As for buying a car, you’ll find that second hand cars are quite expensive. This is partly because cars don’t rust very fast because of the heat and hold their value more.
At the time of writing this blog, car tax is about 1,600 baht per year. They have come up with a great idea that you’ll find at some Department of Transport depots . . . drive through car tax points. You just queue up and it takes about 3 minutes to pay for your car tax and receive your documents, as if you were ordering a burger!
New cars are again quite expensive, especially imported cars not assembled in Thailand. Cars that have plants in Thailand seem to be less hammered with tax, such as Honda or Toyota for example.
You can overtake on the inside or outside on a motorway and be prepared for some intense veering by other cars.
In Bangkok the stress of driving is often intense, but when you drive outside of Bangkok it is more of a pleasant experience.
One plus point is that traffic speed is slower in general compared to the West.
There are many beautiful places to visit in Thailand and with a car you can skip taxis and tours etc.
It takes a few months to settle into driving and recognising the unique hazards in Thailand, such as stray dogs and motorbikes coming at you from the opposite direction. However, once you’ve been around the learning curve and dealt with the initial culture shock, your reward is more comfort and freedom. Thailand is full of beauty just waiting to be explored with a set of wheels. The most convenient way to travel Thailand.
The game of pool/billiards and billiards games originates from games playing on grass similar to croquet.
Around the 15th century,in Northern Europe, someone had the bright idea to make a version of the croquet for indoors, most probably to avoid the rain. This involved a wooden table and a green table cloth to represent indoor grass. Edging was placed around the sides of the tables to stop balls flying off onto the floor and balls were shoved instead of being shot around the table. The wooden sticks that were used for this indoor version of croquet were called ‘maces’. The word billiards is thought to have originated from the French word ‘billart’ and France is thought to be the most likliest place that billiards games originate from.
Most accounts of the earliest games of pool come from accounts of games played by royalty and nobles. However, this game was familiar enough to all types of people that even Shakespeare mentioned the game in ‘Antony and Cleopatra.’
In the 1600s the cue stick came along because the ‘mace’ could not get at the balls easily that were frozen on the rail due to it’s large croquet like head. Although players of this game would reverse the mace and use the handle instead to get over this inconvenience. The handle of the mace was called a ‘queue’ which translates to ‘tail’. No doubt the added challenge of using the ‘queue’ instead of the head end of the mace turned this game into something quite different.
The rails on the table as we have said before was soley for keeping balls on the table, however players started to use these rails in strategic play. The rails resembled river banks which is where they got the name ‘banks’ as in ‘bank shots’.
Then from the 1800s came the addition of chalk to add friction, vulcanised rubber from Goodyear, the two-piece cues and the leather cue tips.
English visitors to America explained how to put side on the ball, which is why it is called ‘English’ in America. Although now as you know, America has taken billiards games and added a lot to it and has now become part of American culture, producing many world class players to boot.
English billiards was the most popular game before billiards as we know it today which involved 3 balls and the standard 6 pockets. Then, the arrival of American Fifteen Ball Pool marked a new era in the game of pool.
Why is the game now known as ‘pool’? Well, it comes from a pool of players making a bet as a group. Hence the word ‘pool room’ where players and spectators would wager bets.
After, Eight Ball pool came about just after the 1900s and then Straight Pool, with Nine Ball pool coming about last in the 1920s.
In the early croquet type indoor game, women were often not allowed to use the ‘queue’ end of the mace as it was thought that they might tear the cloth. Quite unfairly, men were often only allowed to use the queue end. So it is nice to see in modern days, women excelling at billiards games as well as men.
Danny Basavich, a.k.a ‘Kid Delicious’ is perhaps one of the greatest hustlers in pool billiards ever known, and also one of the most interesting pool players ever too. Kid Delicious emanates personality and has a unique playing style.
He plays now at professional level in pool billiards tournaments, but he started off as a hustler. Not just any old hustler, a highly skilled and clever hustler, using the fact that he was overweight to his advantage. Danny Basavich would stuff dollars into his trousers and target a pool hall where amateurs were playing.
On spotting a table to target, he would sit with a cake, stuffing the cake into his mouth to catch their attention. Being quite a big guy and gobbling up cake he would come across as a bit of a loser. Once the targeted table took notice of him, usually making a few jokes and nudging each other, Danny would ‘accidentally’ let a wad of notes fall from his pocket onto the floor. Then the people playing around the table would inevitably get caught hook line and sinker by shouting out ‘Hey kid . . . do you wanna bet and play’.
Being a hustler takes more skill than just being able to beat other players as deception is the key. You have to lose a few games or make it appear to be a lucky win. Always giving your opponent the feeling that he nearly won and gladly bets again to win his or her money back. Another way is to lose a few games and then try and up the betting. Every pool table is different and you are often playing on tables where the locals know the pool table inside out. Danny Basavich would sometimes place his own pool cue in the pool room cue rack and grab the cue as if it was just an ordinary pool room cue.
Danny Basavich stormed the pool halls and took over half a million dollars in hustled money before finally becoming more well known and famous.
Kid Delicious has a raspy voice after so many cigarettes being smoked in pool halls and has a very eratic looking, energised style. He has a very big personality and he is great to watch.
He was born in New Jersey. He was prone to boughts of depression when he was younger and dropped out of school early. However, he spent a lot of time at his local pool hall when he was 15, which enabled him to polish and perfect his game before taking the pool halls by storm. So how did he get his name? Well, at the age of 17 he took a trip to New York to take on a pool player with the nickname ‘Kid Vicious’. At 300 pounds in weight and with a bouncy fun style of playing he comfortably beat Kid Vicious. Then someone shouted out for a joke ‘Kid Delicious just beat Kid Vicious!’. So from then on the name stuck in the game of pool billiards circles.
When he eventually moved to West Haven, Conn he spent hours in a pool hall there named ‘Chicago Billiards Hall’ – it was here that Kid Delicious put the final touches to his pool skills and became a true, finely honed and lethal hustler.
Then came the next saga in Kid Delicious’ interesting hustler run. He met ‘Bristol Bob’ who was oddly paired as a friend to Kid Delicious as he was short tempered and they looked quite different from one another. They hustled together raking in the dollars before eventually hiring ‘007’ who was meant to be a secret partner but is now known to be Greg Smith. Greg Smith was a pool spy, he knew where to hit the various pool bars and who to hustle.
After Kid Delicious’ great run people eventually got to know of him. He says that the Internet makes it very hard to hustle these days, as if you win a good amount you can find yourself on a website the next day and then your cover is blown. So that was the end of his hustling in pool billiards, but it paved the way for him to compete in professional tournaments.
There are many move the block type games out there, but what if you could use blocks as weapons? What if there was a game that transformed the humble blocks, block by block, Â into something unique and never seen before. Well, such as game exists and it’s called ‘Blocks Hurt!’
‘Blocks Hurt!’ by Luca Guisti makes it possible to manoeuvre and use blocks, block by block, in ways never seen before in games. Firstly, you don’t just get a stack of static blocks, you have to unchain blocks and you can hurl them at the huge array of freaky monsters that attack you, such as evil pumpkins and flying abominations. You also have a choice to use the blocks defensively. There is also a choice of battle types, such as collecting blocks, a wall building battle type, a time based battle and also a battle where you have to go after the big boss.
If you get pumped up by monster juice the game goes to another level . . . you become bestowed with special powers! You can choose to unleash your power and freeze or even electrocute your enemy as well as having other powers to choose from.
There are 90 levels which are challenging, along with 4 different battle types and 5 bosses to defeat. This game is usually priced at $2.99 at the time of writing this review. A unique twist on our use of blocks, block by block, in games -a real blockbuster!
Temple Run is a very addictive game. When this game first came out, one of my friends was one of the first 50 people to download it. My friend showed me the game which looked pretty neat and better than most other run games, then not long afterwards, everywhere I looked people were playing the game. This game has become infectious, as it has good replay value.
You can swipe upwards to jump over an object, or swipe downwards to slide under an obstacle. The swipe controls are quite sensitive with minimum lag for good responsive game play. There are a host of hazards that you meet on your escape run, such as sheer drops, tree roots, low tunnels and fire. The idea of the game is to collect coins to upgrade your character. The upgrades include such upgrades as: mega coin, coin magnet, invisibility, double coin values and boost. There are many objectives that are given in the game, such as Novice Runner, Adventurer and Treasure Hunter objectives, to name but a few.
The 3D graphics are excellent and you never get tired of the game, less so than other run games. This game reminds me of the addictive replay value of games like ‘Infinity Blade’, where even though you are running around the same scenery many times, it seems like a new game every time.
When you pause the game, the developers have put in a really neat countdown feature which gives you time to prepare yourself before the game plays again.
This game has definitely made it into the featured section, as it is one of the most addictive run games I’ve ever played.
Over the years, I’ve won many tie-breaker competitions. About twenty thousand pounds worth of prizes if totalled together. On top of this, I was able to travel to many different countries for free, including Florida, Arizona, Spain, St. Lucia and even a stay in an old English castle-like hotel.
Don’t get me wrong here, I’m not boasting, but I’d like to tell you that these tips work and that I’m not ranting on without any proof of backing these tips up. In this post I’d like to give you the secrets to winning these competitions. Who knows, maybe you can win a lot more than I have by adapting the methods I’m about to describe.
Tip 1: Research The Product And Company
I have put this as the first tip as it is the most important tip of all. If a product has had improvements, or the company is keen for their customers to pick up on a unique aspect or selling point to do with their product, they will be over-the-moon to see it worked into a tie-breaker. For instance, if it’s a soft drink company, you might find out that they have a new shaped bottle, or have increased the volume of their beverage by 10%, or maybe a new bottle cap design that makes it easier to open etc.
Tip 2: Search Out Hard To Find Leaflets
Spend time looking in the corners of your local store for a hard to find tie-breaker competition, as this cuts the odds down by eliminating some of the competition. The best types of competitions are the types that are hard to find and that don’t have a simple system of entering. Perhaps one where you have to buy a product and send the receipt off for example.
Tip 3: Read The Rules Of Entry
Read the rules of entry carefully, especially in the small print. Just one little violation of the rules and the judges will toss it in the bin. In fact, sometimes I think that they make it deliberately finicky as they are then able to cut the judging time down by throwing out the entries that are not up to spec.
Tip 4: Make Your Tie-Breaker Stand Out
Look for a unique edge when it comes to wording your tie-breaker. Bear in mind that there will be thousands of rhyming tie-breakers and copies of previous hackneyed tie-breakers flowing in to the competition judges. Like a salmon, try to swim upstream in the opposite direction to others. So how can you make it stand out? That’s for you to figure out of course, otherwise it wouldn’t be unique. If you follow someone else’s suggestion it’s already un-unique.
Tip 5: Spend The Time – Put In The Hard Graft
Spend a few days on your tie-breaker, not just an hour. When you’ve finished it, put it away for a day and then look at it again. A fresh view of your finished tie-breaker can give you ideas for even further improvement.
Tip 6: Polish Your Tie-Breaker
Make sure you have a thesaurus, a rhyming dictionary and a list of superlatives. With every word, check in the thesaurus for a more colourful alternative where possible. Superlatives are your best friend and emphasise the greatness of a product. You can print a list of superlatives off from the Internet easily enough, after a Google search. Make sure every word is polished. Many people dismiss tie-breaker writing as not being a real skill. However, it takes a lot of thought, creativity and research to come up with a tie-breaker that stands out from thousands of others. Entrants by people who don’t really give tie-breaker writing any merit will usually bang one out on the bus to work in ten minutes, which is to your advantage of course if you are putting the time in.
Tip 7: Less Is More
Writing a few polished and well thought out tie-breakers is much better than playing the odds by banging out hundreds of average or copied tie-breakers.
Tip 8: Clarity
Keep your tie-breaker nice and clear by writing out your tie-breaker neatly and clearly, not in a joined up italic mess which will cause the judges to dismiss your entry because of the time needed to decode it.
Tip 9: Watch Out For Scams
To get streetwise, as it were, to be able to spot scams that are posing as real competitions involves a learning curve. Beware of timeshare type competitions for instance. I knew someone who once won a cruise around the Caribbean, but once they signed the dotted line for a timeshare apartment and got home, they realised from the small print that it was a fishing boat that they would be cruising on, and another condition was that they had to pay for their own flights. Also, be very skeptical when it comes to competitions where you can win a house. Unless it’s a well-known company with a track record, my advice would be not to bother. Many of these people either disappear with your entry money or they are based abroad and protected from your country’s rules and regulations.
Tip 10: No Coloured Envelopes Or Fancy Paper
Many people will advise you to put your entry into a fancy coloured or ridiculously oversized envelope. This will not only annoy the judges, but may result in your entry being dismissed before even being opened.
Finally, if you win a competition, don’t forget to send a thank you letter and consider participating in any after competition publicity that they might suggest. Judges and competition organisers are only people after all and this will encourage them to run further competitions for the future.
When we get older, especially into old age, it seems as if our memory is not quite what it used to be. We forget phone numbers easier and misplace our glasses as well as forget many other things that were easier to remember when we were younger.
The sad fact is that neurons in the brain steadily decline and die as we grow older. So, the answer to the question as to whether memory gets worse with age is ‘yes’. However, we will look at ways in this post to actually improve your memory. So hang fire, as there is good news for older people in store.
Professor Arthur Shimmamura from the University of Berkeley has done studies into the effects of memory loss as we go into old age and has identified three main ways in which our mental capacities to remember things change.
1) Mental Quickness
Due to reduced efficiency in the way the brain’s neurons work as we grow older, our mental speed reduces. For instance, if you sat a teenager down to play a fast-paced driving game against a man in his eighties there are no prizes to guessing who would win. Quite often we find ourselves pottering along behind a slow moving (usually beige coloured car for some reason) car with a older couple driving. This is not because they are retired and find annoying people who are late for work good fun. This is because they are taking extra care driving as their mental speed has slowed with age.
2) Learning Ability
The temporal lobes control our abilities to pick up new skills and are vulnerable to the effects of ageing. If you are young and are learning a new instrument or want to learn a new language you will pick it up a lot quicker than in your later years. Just look at the rate very young children learn to speak.
3) Working Memory
If you picture your short-term memory as a whiteboard with everyday tasks to remember written in marker pen. When we are older this board is cleared pretty quickly due to the marker pen fading fast. When we are younger we are able to retain more in our short-term memory, so the marker pen would be more permanent in our whiteboard example. These short-term memories become more vulnerable and affected by distractions or tasks that we must undertake.
The ‘Working Memory’ system is located in the frontal lobes which are the most vulnerable part of the brain that is affected by old age. Whereas the temporal lobes handle ‘Learning Ability’.
So . . . here is the positive part of this post. The part where it is revealed that it is not all doom and gloom. There is a method to combat the effect of ageing on our memories. And let’s face it, it’s good news for everyone, because all of us will become older – there’s not much we can do to escape that one.
There is evidence to support the ‘Use It Or Lose It’ theory. You may have noticed that people who are older but have never lost interest in learning appear more switched on. This is because stimulating the brain by new learning experiences gives rise to the sprouting out and lengthening of the connecting nerve fibres in the brain. This has been proven in tests where they’ve kept animals in stimulating environments and unstimulating environments.
Have you ever sat down to watch a quiz show and seen someone who is older really shine and even beat younger contestants? This is because they’ve never given up on exploring new learning opportunities.
Professor Shimmamura did studies on several groups of people: intellectually active university professors compared to people of the same age. It was found that the mentally active older professors in their sixties were far superior to there contemporaries and also as good as younger people.
I personally know people who are older but mentally active and also people who have settled for the same routine day in and day out, and I can see a marked difference in how mentally sharp they come across as.
So, in a nutshell, if you are no longer interested in learning to stretch your mental capacities, favouring watching the TV with a cup of tea in a non-challenging job, prepare for an easy life, but bare in mind that you will end up a bit doolalee in your old age.
However, if you fill your life with new experiences and continue to learn about the world, you can not only train yourself to have a good memory, but you stand a chance of having just as good a memory as someone much younger.
I did have one last thing to say to add to the end of this old age and memory blog post . . . but I can’t remember what it was;)
Many families fail to eat together now because of shift work or hurrying around, not to mention fast food options for busy people on the move. The series of American books titled ‘One Minute Bedtime Stories’ have become best sellers, as it enables busy mums to fit in at least a minute to read to their children. Motorists rushing from place to place are prone to road rage or curse other motorists under their breath. What is stress in hurry sickness? Read on . . .
The term ‘Hurry Sickness’ was coined by a well known cardiologist about 45 years ago who noticed that all of his patients who were suffering from heart disease showed similar behavioural characteristics.
Hurry Sickness also involves rudeness, increased aggression, together with stress related illnesses, such as high blood pressure for instance. It is brought on by the population explosion and increasing competitiveness. Technology that is irresistible to use, and that we are pressured to use to keep up with modern times brings work home with us. How many people do you see walking around chatting on a mobile phone or playing a game, oblivious to what is going on around them. You sometimes even see couples sitting for a meal with one or both of them tapping away at facebook or some other app.
Many people have lost their sense of belonging to a community, in favour of more worldwide social trends, and with that our personal lives are more public than ever before. Many people are lonely because of Hurry Sickness as they feel apart from other people. They may go shopping and not really recognise the people as people, just other shoppers getting in the way.
Hurry sickness may be one of the key elements to the question “What is stress?”
Social media sites become a place of ‘belonging’ instead for people with Hurry Sickness, as they join groups and gain little rewards through email for playing games, so that they feel some sort of accomplishment and accepted into these groups.
People with Hurry Sickness start to get annoyed when anyone or anything slows them down in their hectic day’s regime, just look at the faces of people standing in a queue at the supermarket and you can see.
New vocabulary has sprung out of Hurry Sickness, such as ‘multi-tasking’, which basically means getting blood out of a stone, and the usual target is an overworked employee. There is also the ‘change is good’ cliche used by businesses intending to axe middle management and stack all the work on the senior manager’s desks. This usually involves a few in-house condescending leaflets sent to employees before carrying out the ‘change is good’ cut backs. This may also involve cut backs for employees, more multi-tasking or a bar code scanner to track employees for instance. There is no more feeling proud that you’ve worked for a company for many years these days. Most companies will tell you that you are only as good as your last 6 months track record. Then, when you become older, they’ll sit in a back office somewhere and work out ways to lay you off. As if you are just a statistic instead of a real person.
So, what can we do about all this hurrying around and being carried along with the hurricane of Hurry Sickness?
Reading though treatments of people suffering from stress due to their hectic lifestyles, one idea is to re-examine your belief system. Hurry Sickness is so widespread that you feel that it is normal, as everyone else is doing the same. However, just because it is a popular belief system, it doesn’t necessarily mean that it is right. For example, people used to believe in witches in Europe and religious fanatics burnt or drowned thousands of innocent people on ‘witch hunts’. I bet it seemed normal back then to believe in witches, just like it’s normal now to rush around, feeling cut off from other people and not noticing your surroundings half the time.
So take a few days off – go fishing, or take more breaks and do something that you love to do. Turn off the computer and don’t even think about the 1000 or so friends on facebook, let’s face it, most of them you don’t even know anyway. Re-examine your routine and weed out what is really unnecessary in your life.
I have been one of the worst for cramming my time with productive activities and work lately, which is why I picked this subject to blog about. I have recently halved my workload and take more regular breaks and feel a lot more ‘whole’ because of it.
Please leave a comment with any ideas you may have for escaping ‘Hurry Sickness’ and any answers to the question of  “What is stress?”as it will be interesting to compare different peoples methods and to hear your opinion.
Picture this . . . you come home from walking the dog one day and you receive a surprise phone call from NASA. You find out that they have selected you to go into space out of millions of people. Wow! What are the odds of this actually happening? Absolutely zero. How would you survive in space? Although it would be fun to imagine the challenges involved.
First of all, if you have ever been airsick, you’ll have to prepare yourself for a whole new level of airsickness. Bodily fluids rush to the head and chest areas and your heart enlarges ever so slightly. Due to the lack of gravity you will be prone to visual illusions and your body will begin to expel the rush of extra bodily fluids running around your body. In fact, your body will be fooled into excreting calcium, blood plasma and electrolytes as well as leaving you lacking red blood cells. You will notice changes in the physical make up of your body too. Your spinal discs expand and your legs shrink through expelled fluid. You may gain in height by up to 5 centimetres, which will be a brief rest bite for short astronauts. However, the good news is that your body will adjust to these strange changes and flying through space will no doubt take your mind off things.
The exception to this is if you plan on a long journey through space, as this makes survival in space more complex, so think carefully before agreeing to a NASA contract if they offer you a trip to Mars for example. Some astronauts return from a long-haul space flight unable to stand up, and if they do manage to stand up they feel like fainting. You will suffer from a loss in muscle mass and your bone density will be reduced. In fact, Daniel Goldin, NASA’s administrator was quoted as saying that “We don’t even know if a broken bone will heal in space.” This is bad news if you are planning on taking a trip to Mars which could take around 3 years. Also, there is maybe harmful bacteria waiting on the surface of Mars that us Earth dwellers are unfamiliar with as well as carbon monoxide.
On top of these problems there is solar radiation to contend with. You can block out most of the solar radiation with ployethylene shielding for example, but according to Francis Cusinotta, the manager of Johnson Space Centre, “There’s no way you can avoid it.” This solar radiation can pass through tissue, killing cells or leaving them in an unstable state or mutilated.
On a long flight to Mars, can you imagine the psychological nightmare of being confined and isolated for that amount of time? They’ve experimented with astronauts being confined in a small room for a whole week and have said that if you do not give the astronauts something to occupy them, stress can clock up pretty quickly.
So how can you keep astronauts occupied for 3 years? Even if you have an iPad, that’s still not enough to keep your mind active for that amount of time. So . . . here are some suggestions for future astronauts that will go to Mars in the future, who have just happened to stumble on this blog on a lunch break during astronaut training.
1) Prang your car prior to taking off and then claim on your car insurance. This could potentially take more than 3 years if you live in England and you’ll need to phone regularly.
2) Again, if you live in England, get in touch with your local council, they’ll have loads of ideas to shower yourself in red tape, and forms to fill in which will take 3 years or more to wade through.
3) And once again ;), if you live in England, ask for the rules regarding the positioning and weight etc. of wheelie bins. This is more worrying that having to survive in space. You’ll be reading through lists of ridiculous finicky rules, and when you return home, the bin men will still bang your gate deliberately to wake you up early in the morning.
4) Try and figure out why crisp manufacturers fill bags with mostly air, leaving just a few crisps at the bottom, and not only that, but also try to figure out why people still buy them without complaining. It will take more than 3 years to figure out that one
5) Before embarking on your journey, fly to Mumbai and go through customs there. I guarantee you’ll be traumatised by this experience, after dealing with impolite officials, mosquitoes, long queues and being herded around like dumb cattle – enough to put you into a horrified trance for the 3 year mission. The risks associated with surviving in space would be nothing compared to this experience.