Big Man’s Guide to Pregnancy Plan

Features

This app may be the worst resource for dad’s in the history of media creation. It comes with two sections, one is the “big man’s guide” which is a poorly written guide on how giving birth feels like and other pregnancy information, and the other section is a “big man’s toolkit.”

To put things in perspective so that it’s clear how terrible this app is, the “tool kit” consists of only two tools: an “emergency pub finder” which basically just pulls up bars and other eating venues, and a “announce your newborn” feature which lets you take a photo and upload it to Facebook. Yes dads, apparently all you need in your “big man’s tool kit” to help your wife through her pregnancy is a pub for “when it’s getting to be a little too much” and a quick way to upload a photo of the darn newborn once it’s out and about.

In the Big Man’s Guide to Pregnancy Plan (which is seemingly an incorrect way to refer to a “Big Man’s Guide to A Pregnancy Plan”) there’s a part that reads as follows:

Stage 2- Delivery Phase:

Like an NFL snap. A Final surge as the ball collects at the back of the scrum.

There you go. That should sum up how valuable this app is to dads and the wives of the dads that would be insane enough to spend $.99 on this app.

Conclusion

Do not get this app. If anything, report it to iTunes for being a complete and utter waste of money.